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View Poll Results: Are You a Ninjaor a Pirate?
Ninja 111 47.23%
Pirate 124 52.77%
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Old 06-21-2007, 07:52 PM
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They still don't get to rape the girls though.
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Oh yeah, not to mention that on those months and months of long lonely nights, pirates would engage in some acts man love.
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Old 06-21-2007, 08:33 PM
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Oh yeah, not to mention that on those months and months of long lonely nights, pirates would engage in some acts man love.
Nah, when they are feelin' the need they just roll another port town.
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Old 06-23-2007, 03:40 PM
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*Chop* aiiiiiiiieeeeeeeee yaaaaaahhhhhhhh


hope that felt good....and i know nobody saw me
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Old 06-23-2007, 05:29 PM
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Naw, but your Bruce Lee-ish yell gave you away.
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Old 06-24-2007, 03:19 AM
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heh heh, they're sailin
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Old 06-24-2007, 03:35 AM
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heh...ummm...say what?
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Old 06-24-2007, 03:40 AM
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I wouldn't kick her out of bed
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Old 06-24-2007, 04:34 PM
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*bringing it back from the Misc. Hotness*
this chick needs to dress up all pirate-wenchy like and rock the peg leg!

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Old 06-25-2007, 11:48 PM
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Since the start of this thread, I've converted.
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Old 06-25-2007, 11:56 PM
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to what?
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Old 06-25-2007, 11:57 PM
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I see you can't resist the mystique of the ninja. I can't blame you. Nobody can.

Ninjas are obviously too busy flipping out to even vote in this poll. Understandable, they are mammals after all.

This story sums up my feeling about pirates pretty much perfectly:

The Pirate Dance SCENE 1:

The scene opens up with some soft annoying music to get the audience super pissed. The camera will show a bunch of pirates eating chicken buttholes. Fortunately, a ninja sees everything and realizes what a bunch of bull crap it is. So this one ninja walks up to them and is like, “Yo what’s your problem?” The camera zooms directly on a pirate’s mouth, which states “Get out of here now.” and buttholes fall all over the silverware. Then the camera cuts to the ninja’s mouth with says “No,” but nothing gross happens. The audience then sees ninja pull out a huge guitar which is really medium sized and wails. But the pirates don’t explode, they start to dance.........hard, harder than the hardest blackest boner alive. And when they dance, the pirates look like a bunch of crabby and stupid moms. Everybody in the entire world craps their pants laughing at the pure stupidity of the pirates. But the ninja has A.D.D. and starts losing energy/power and the pirates start stopping dancing. (There will be some suspense filled violins and guitars playing so that the audience gets scared and/or pumped-scared.) In several motions, the pirates come toward the ninja. BUT, out of nowhere this bad ass lake appears and a huge hippo busts out of it hard. Water sprays everywhere, including the pirates’ shirts (which causes their boobs to barely appear through their shirts). Most pirates are like “This can’t be happening!” The hippo says “Guess what, it is.” and slaps five with ninja pretty hard. And the ninja says “let’s rock brother.” They both pull out expensive guitars and start wailing on them really really hard. Since the ninja can’t concentrate, the hippo thoughtfully guides his hand, because they are blood brothers till the end of time and space. Then the pirates all morph into this tiny diaper and the hippo and ninja morph into a super poop-filled baby that takes the biggest frigg’n dump in the pirate/diaper. The pirates’ scream turns into a crap-gargle (this will make audience laugh gregariously). The ninja's A.D.D. heals and the two buddies/brothers smoke cigarettes and get ice-cream and pop, which they enjoy a lot.

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-I don’t know how anybody can tolerate pirates after reading this stuff.
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Old 06-26-2007, 03:09 AM
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I don't know who can tolerate reading that stuff! ARRRRRRrrrrrrrr
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I don't know who can tolerate reading that stuff! ARRRRRRrrrrrrrr
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Old 06-26-2007, 08:36 AM
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Pirates are all loooosers!
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Old 06-26-2007, 03:36 PM
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hey! you're too tall to be a ninja. besides, ninjas can't wear bustiers! That's pirate clothes, wench. Arrrrrrr!
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